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海边奇遇

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大清早醒了无聊,开车出去转转。沿着55号公路往南开到尽头,就到了Newport Beach。也许是太早了,一望无际的海滩就只有我一个人在漫步。走着走着忽然看到那惨淡的海滩上居然有个金灿灿的茶壶。捧起来才发现其实是一盏金油灯。还在想怎么这里会有金油灯呢,一巨人从油灯嘴里飘了出来,吓了我一跳。原来是盏神灯。

灯神说:我可以满足你一个愿望。

我想了想,说:你让San Diego的核聚变装置DIII-D发出电来吧。

灯神想了想,掏出了DIII-D的图纸比划着说:这个太难了。你看这个装置尺寸太小,加热设备功率也不够,还缺乏约束聚变产物和收集能量发电的装备。我现在法力有点不够啊。你能不能换一个愿望?

我又想了想,说:那你帮我找个女朋友吧。

灯神不假思索地说:待我再看看DIII-D的图纸……

本故事山寨自以下故事:

A Princeton plasma physicist is at the beach when he discovers an ancient looking oil lantern sticking out of the sand. He rubs the sand off with a towel and a genie pops out. The genie offers to grant him one wish. The physicist retrieves a map of the world from his car and circles the Middle East and tells the genie, "I wish you to bring peace in this region."

After 10 long minutes of deliberation, the genie replies, "Gee, there are lots of problems there with Lebanon, Iraq, Israel, and all those other places. This is awfully embarrassing. I've never had to do this before, but I'm just going to have to ask you for another wish. This one is just too much for me."

Taken aback, the physicist thinks a bit and asks, "I wish that the Princeton tokamak would achieve scientific fusion energy break-even."

After another deliberation the genie asks, "Could I see that map again?"

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发表于 2010-12-12 14:57:36

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       神灯又说:“你的另一个愿望不算难题,每天向我提这类愿望的女孩子比男孩子多很多很多,只是你埋头研究还没碰上。这样吧,我额外施用法力,令向我提这类愿望的女孩子多些来到你的身边周围,你自己选,这是额外的,不占愿望。我还是再看看DIII-D图纸罢。”


发表于 2010-12-12 20:59:05

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哈哈,真是奇遇喔。


发表于 2010-12-21 17:39:58
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